3 a.m. friends, i.c.
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i cant use twitter because i cant give that motherfuck my support so here i am… returning to my roots… here to make life worse for all of you who thought my account had gone silent. sorry
first it was girls' locker rooms vs boys' locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it's girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape
Anonymous asked:
WAIT YOU GOT ACTUAL HITMEN BECAUSE OF THE GIFTED KIDS POST??????????? I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EXAGGERATION????????????????? WHAT
revindicatedbyhistory answered:
yeah a bunch of fandom moms polled money to get some deep web hitmen i don´t even know how they managed to get ones that came to argentina. during the struggle i ended up killing them and the legal ramifications were this whole thing for some months but thankfulyl the court ruled it was justified self defense. one of the stray bullets got my grandpa but he was homophobic so no big loss really
Sometimes I see posts like this and I am filled with a deep sense of gratitude and joy that it's not my job to figure anything out about it at all
